Note about Chicago O'Hare aiport:

Since they seem to hire any dumbass who applies (and passes the screening), do not call your toothpaste "terrorist toothpaste" when they open your bag and steal your belongings because evidently it is "illegal" to SAY THE WORD "terrorist" in United States' airports. The security warning is at orange today and Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.

I'm going to Chicago this weekend with my sweetie.  She's never been to Chicago and it was sort of a spontaneous decision to get away from Kansas City for our extended weekend.  I'll take tons of pictures so check this blog out periodically.